Alice Rabbit Becomes Unbearable
by Charles L. Dodgson
Published: January 29, 2007
New York, Jan.29 -- Local woman Alice Rabbit, convinced that she is likely already pregnant, has bravely forgone caffeine, alcohol and fake sugar. Rabbit, who was interviewed shortly after feeling incredibly nauseous and after a day of somewhat strange lower abdominal stomach cramps and an overwhelming feeling of exhaustion and a frequent need to urinate, claims that these facts alone indicate a positive pregnancy status. When asked how Rabbit could be experiencing pregnancy symptoms only a few hours after possible conception, there was no response. Those who know Rabbit claim that she is spending an inordinately large amount of time checking ovulation calendars, thermometers, cervical mucus and early pregnancy symptom threads on the internet and are becoming concerned that she may not emerge from such obsessive undertakings for approximately two more weeks.
2 comments:
Good luck, the curse from hell, the 2ww. Hope it gives you a great result at the end.
Oh my gosh, I have been there so many times. I've spent ridiculous amounts of time just staring at my temps chart, trying to somehow "see" the pregnancy. Waiting sucks, but I am sending positive thoughts your way.
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